ExTrA CrEdIt

So I was walking down the street one day and this drugstore cowboy got pinched for trying to pick up some nice gams strolling by. Apparently he tried to hard and ended up getting knocked right in the kisser by this fine set of gams. The po po thought he was a moll. Anyways I was feeling pretty berries in my glad rags until this bearcat comes up to me like shes the big cheese and tells me I look silly. Really killed my self esteem. So I was feelin pretty down so I was really feeling some giggle water. I get to the store and this nice set of gams were chillen behind the counter, and boy she was the cats meow. I walked up to the counter and the first thing she said to me was the bank is closed. She obviously saw me checking her out. Then I noticed she had a handcuff. So I just walked out, no giggle water in hand. On top of that  I stepped in a puddle on my way out. Boy my were dogs wet. I was outraged cried out "Applesauce"!